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Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photo Leak Isn't A "Scandal." It's A Sex Crime.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2014/09/01/jennifer-lawrence-nude-photo-leak-isnt-a-scandal-its-a-sex-crime/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

mangaluva:

Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about how Zuko accidentally spoke against his father and begged for forgiveness, on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got half his face burned off and banished from his home

Then Zuko betrayed his uncle and everything Iroh had ever taught him, begged for forgiveness on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got a hug and complete forgiveness and unconditional love

So excited. I’ve been reading Sorcerers Stone to my baby girl for about a week now.  I started to put her to bed without it tonight simply because I forgot but she did not let me forget.  

Harry Potter momma!  Harry Potter!”

Winning.  

osointricate:

Plan:

  • Get out of bed
  • Do laundry
  • Write a best selling novel
  • Retire to Oahu
  • Vacation somewhere cold